Punt

A sex act where you put your foot in a woman’s vagina

Man 1: I totally punted marnie last night
Man 2: I can’t find any sex around here might need to make a punting trip to craigslist!

by NotTheBiggestFanOfDodge May 30, 2023

punt

Used in Magic: The Gathering slang, it refers to a coarse mistake made by a player during a match.

-Oh man, that punt might cost me the game!

by thefatoftheland January 11, 2018

cunt punt

the female version of cock blocking although this term is also used for the literal act of swiftly and strongly kicking a vagina.

"damn did you hear how Melissa cunt punted me!?"

by dr dick n balls October 27, 2017

Cunt Punt

Meaning to either kick a woman in the cunt or a guy in the taint or to best someone in a verbal jousting match (also known as an argument) causing them to fuck right off.

"So there was this shit cunt down at the bottle-o who was really fucked up Robbo, and he started arc'n up to me."
"Aight, what'd ya' do to him Lezz?"
"Whaddid' I do!? We'll I took him out side and cunt punted him right back to Woolongong!"

by The FUCKING WATCHER October 3, 2018

punting apples

"Punting Apples" (v.) "the act by which one defies the will of god through means of touching fruit with his or her bottom-most appendage. Furthermore adding high-velocity to said object by rapidly connecting ones foot to the fruit; Becoming a full time sinner."

ie. "I was going to go to mass today, but Morgan convinced me that punting apples is way more fun."

by Killjoy14 April 14, 2017

cunt punt

to sharkeisha a woman in the pussy; above a frontal wedgie on the pain scale by 5 points

Mallorie is such a bitch, she wouldn't shut the fuck up so I cunt punted that hoe so hard she gonna have to get reproductive surgery.

by cthruskin January 31, 2023

punt aroond

verb, slang; be promiscuous, sleep around (Scottish dialect)

Dinnae punt aroond oan ays, ya deceitful cunt!

by Existential Ghost November 6, 2009