Junk on the back porch

a term used by unhip father-in-law when trying to use the phrase "Junk in the trunk".
by Btown Carter November 01, 2018
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porch manqué

A racist homophobic blogger who possesses a room temperature IQ and an ego the size of Texas.
The other McCain sure is a impotent porch manqué,
by Snidley Whiplash June 27, 2010
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Mexican Porch Party

An unauthorized drunken homosexual sex party involving 6 or more people usually formed in a train centipede-style while trespassing on an enclosed porch, typically performed by Mexicans of the US with a lot of groaning (in a Mexican accent).
Officer Silva break up this Mexican Porch Party before their Mexican cocks get stuck in each other’s asses, and throw them into the back of the squad car.
by Urboipickle December 29, 2019
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jumped off the porch

I jumped off the porch when I was thirteen.
by teedy2222 May 25, 2008
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The Front Porch Test

In the fourth season, Lily confesses that she has been breaking Ted up with girls who she didn't see passing the "Front Porch Test." The Front Porch Test is Lily's indication of how happy they would all be together once they were old, thus showing if someone's love interest was right for them or not. The life lesson that is learned from this is that the most important people in your life you can imagine sitting happily on a front porch with when you're old and gray. If can also be applied to help you make everyday decisions.
the front porch test: before making a big decision in your life, imagine that you are 80-years-old and sitting on your front porch being nostalgic about your life that has gone by. Would you be happy if you chose to be an accountant? Or would you be happier knowing you pursued your writing career?
by perksofbeingafernplant December 14, 2013
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Back Porch Light

The act of penetrating a pen light fully into someone's ass while the light is on and facing out. Then turning out the lights in the room creating total darkness except for the back porch light.
Bengy went over to Harvey's house last night and left the Back Porch Light on all night.
by Glenegade February 16, 2011
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Front Porch Step

Front Porch steppin' it is the action of talking to underage girls in hopes of having sexual activities with them.
"Did you here about Johnny sexting that 14 year old?"
"Dude he's totally front porch steppin' it"
by Luca94 January 07, 2015
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