Swedish koi pond

This can only be performed by the uncut brothers. When the foreskin is stretched upward to make what appears to be a small cup and is then filled with what ever liquid is desired and Swedish fish are placed into the “pond”.

“Mike send the boys a pic of your Swedish koi pond!”

Mike: “I lost one in there from last time!”

by Koi pond guy March 9, 2024

pond life

When someone is really shit, just like microrganisms in a pond, just insignificant little mongs.

"Them emos sat by the bin is a pond life"

by JPuffer July 11, 2022

Pond Dicksucker

To insert a Leech up the females arsehole and proceed with anal sex and hope the leech grabs onto the penis on extraction

I pond dicksuckered that girl

by Cheese_macca March 6, 2026

Blasting the Pond

The act of a woman forcibly inserting a tampon into their vagina whilst on their period.

Christopher walked in to the bathroom to find Jenny, perched over the toilet, blasting the pond.

by CamoCrocs69420 March 11, 2026