puddle jumper

a massive turd that breaks the surface of the water in a toilet, usually but not exclusively due to involuntary fecal retention

"Dude, I haven't taken a shit in three days. Check out this puddle jumper."

by Phineas Q August 28, 2008

Puddle Pirate

a member of the coast guard who wants to be part of the navy but doesnt wanna work or leave home.

pussy in a navy recruiting office: i wanna join the navy but i dont wanna leave my boyfriend
Navy po: than go be a puddle pirate!

by navy pettyofficer October 5, 2009

Mud Puddle

A name for a female with an extremely loose vagina (derived from the fact that having sex with her would be equivalent to sex with a mud puddle).

"Damn that girl's lookin' good!"
"Don't bother bro. I hit it last week, she's a total mud puddle"

by Elderberry715 April 26, 2012

mud puddle

a big black person.

also known as a melted chocolate ice cream cone.

dude look at that fat black chick!

woaaah! she is a mud puddle!

by bammm!105 June 7, 2011

puddle of success

the remains of the female ejaculation after receiving cunniligus from a cunning linguist. often found on the bedsheet habitat or the concave of a plastic chair.

"ohh man i was so wasted i slept in the puddle of success!shit man that stuff was all over me like a bad case of the smegs!"

by westmann88 January 6, 2007

Ass Puddles

The butt mark your butt makes when it's really sweaty after running (Cross Country, Track, etc.) and you sit down on concrete/cement.

Dude, look at those massive ass puddles.

by assmanbill September 2, 2010

twistin a puddle

Twisting a pipe full of ice or any other drug for a bigger hit.

I walked in on my boss twistin a puddle on her break.

by Big Ian January 14, 2008