playing it crazy

playing like you’re dumb, playing like you don’t know what’s going on

she playing it so crazy/ he was playing it crazy like he ain’t know wtf go on.

by chanelbag2000 March 6, 2022

playing english

When you are playing on your pc and your mom walks in, so you switch screens because you are supposed to be doing homework.

Mom: "Stop playing video games. You're supposed to by playing English!"
Kid: "I'VE BEEN PLAYING ENGLISH!"

by twitchy0415 April 20, 2022

playing Minecraft

doing something subjectively meaningless (based on the Latin phrase damno quod non intelligo, i.e. subjective to everyone, including yourself, except the person who uses this phrase on you).

mother: Adam, go help your father in the yard, if I may interrupt you. All you've been doing to day in playing Minecraft.

Adam: okay, I'll go help dad, but remember that the purpose, or lack thereof, of playing Minecraft, I mean actually physically playing the game, is subjectively meaningless (Adam goes off to help his dad)

by Sexydimma December 18, 2012

Playing DJ

the action of stimulating a females clitoris in a sexual way.

I really wanted some sex. So I took off her panties and started playing DJ

by Slut Trap July 29, 2009

playing naked

When children first become sexually active. such as playing doctor or hide the penis. no intercourse takes place and its generally harmless but a lesson none the less.

Whats playing naked drake? "we just licked butts and stuff." (beating ensues)

by Friend August 18, 2003

Playing the Violin with your Wrist and a Blade

Playing the violin with your wrist and a blade is a term used by people who cut themselves that don't want to to know what they're on about. Usually its just called "Playing the Violin" but when used around other cutters they use the full term.

Person 1: "I heard that she played the violin last night."
Person 2: "Yeah, using her wrist and a blade! I hope she's alright.
Person 1: "Playing the Violin with Your Wrist and a Blade can be dangerous, but it helps her get through the tough times."

by Nightmare Zodiac January 9, 2011

playing puppets

A sexual act, normally referring to touching a females genitals with the hand/fingers.

"We didn't have sex, but we did play puppets..."

by Lucanos August 27, 2005