by emmeh_the_emu February 12, 2015
Get the demon papermug. Paper pimp (n). A high profile left or right wing columnist, who writes op ed pieces with a particular slant to persuade many of its readers to buy a newspaper, that otherwise would be used for the litterbox or the bird cage lining. A paper pimp knows his/her audience, so it will sell in certain markets. Paper Pimps are found syndicated in many of the large metropolitan "rags" throughout the country. This can also be used as a descriptive: "paper pimper, or pimping papers".
Cal Thomas' article didn't surprise me. I read the first paragraph and knew he was just a paper pimp.
by boggler September 23, 2005
Get the paper pimpmug. Ass Paper is commonly referred to as "toilet paper", or "bath tissue". There is no difference. However, the term "Ass Paper" is actually the correct word to describe what it's used for. Toilet paper can be misleading, some can assume you use toilet paper to clean the toilet. Bath tissue can be used to clean the bathtub. Ass Paper can only be used to clean your asshole after you take a shit.
by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019
Get the Ass Papermug. proper paper mean certified documents that are legal in Alicai Harley's song proper paper she sings about being married to someone in the sense that they don't just all each other husband or wife but that they have certified stamped legal documents backing up there union.
by chrissythequuen April 21, 2020
Get the proper papermug. 
Get the Ass Papermug. by Lyon tamer December 24, 2013
Get the sunday papermug. A diploma or certificate you receive from a post secondary institution thus enabling you to get on with your life and drive one's proverbial car.
by IGNUSIM April 9, 2010
Get the Paper keysmug.