A kind of job that would involve the participant only completing no more than 50 % of a given task
A "stoddy Job" would be a job that would never be completed in full.
this also would involve the participant suddenly flaking
out midway through a job and unable to finish
Some cases of a "Stoddy job" have been known for the participant completing as low as 2% of a job
most cases of a "stoddy job" that have been recorded is that the participant would have a defining feature
this feature would be that the participant has a ruthless pie head
A "stoddy Job" would be a job that would never be completed in full.
this also would involve the participant suddenly flaking
out midway through a job and unable to finish
Some cases of a "Stoddy job" have been known for the participant completing as low as 2% of a job
most cases of a "stoddy job" that have been recorded is that the participant would have a defining feature
this feature would be that the participant has a ruthless pie head
by patty cakes 1 October 24, 2011
Get the stoddy jobmug. Having an exterminator rid your house of lurking kitties. This task is often only achieved by kicking the kitty in the throat.
by PC13 May 7, 2011
Get the Lurk Jobmug. When your partner is giving you head and focuses stickily on savoring your balls and graciously mouths each testicle like stretching warm pieces of taffy. Usually accompanied by a smile and the words "like that?"
Christie gives the best head yo. I'm telling you she can suck a dick but once she starts in with the taffy job you gonna nut braaaaahhh.
by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017
Get the Taffy Jobmug. When a girl gives a hand job by rubbing the penis or shaft between the ring finger and middle finger making the "live long and prosper" gesture with both hands overlapping each other and squeezing the penis while moving up and down the shaft. They may occasionally incorporate the scrotum using the same hand gestures with one hand while "scissoring" the fingers to apply pressure. When done correctly, the receiver my start speaking Vulcan before climax.
Guy 1: My girlfriend gave me a Spock job for the first time last night.
Guy 2: Awesome, how was it bro!?
Guy 1: Dif-tor heh smusma!!
Guy 2: Awesome, how was it bro!?
Guy 1: Dif-tor heh smusma!!
by Nicstypres May 7, 2022
Get the Spock jobmug. When an attractive woman brings you a hot dog and then proceeds to give you a blow job while you enjoy your hot dog.
Bonus points are given for quality of the BJ and the selection of available condiments for your dog.
Bonus points are given for quality of the BJ and the selection of available condiments for your dog.
After a long day at work, Kimberly rewarded me with a Hot Job. Not only was the head amazing, it was the best damn hot dog I've ever eaten!
by tcbar September 8, 2011
Get the Hot Jobmug. 1. Getting a blow job while playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
2. Getting two consecutive blow jobs in a row without pause.
3. Simultaneously jerking off two men and allowing both of them to blow their load on your face at the same time.
2. Getting two consecutive blow jobs in a row without pause.
3. Simultaneously jerking off two men and allowing both of them to blow their load on your face at the same time.
1. "Dude she's giving me an Akimblow Job, I'm not worried about planting the bomb!
2. Person 1- "I blew a load into her mouth... but she just kept going... you better believe I blew a second load in her mouth!"
Person 2- "Akimblow Job. Never let her go man."
3. Best friend 1- "I never thought getting jerked off next to my best friend by the same girl and blowing a load on her face at the same time as him would be so pleasurable..."
Best friend 2- "I would take an Akimblow Job by your side any day."
2. Person 1- "I blew a load into her mouth... but she just kept going... you better believe I blew a second load in her mouth!"
Person 2- "Akimblow Job. Never let her go man."
3. Best friend 1- "I never thought getting jerked off next to my best friend by the same girl and blowing a load on her face at the same time as him would be so pleasurable..."
Best friend 2- "I would take an Akimblow Job by your side any day."
by Akim Blow Jobson March 13, 2010
Get the Akimblow Jobmug. 1. n. A blow job.
2. n. The first word of the phrase, "mop" is an acronym, literally standing for "mouth on penis." Thus, the most accurate definition of a mop job is a job involving the putting of one's mouth on another's penis, allowing for situations other then blowjob's exclusively; i.e., the job of sucking poison out of a snake bite on another's penis.
3. n. A job involving cleaning a floor using a mop.
2. n. The first word of the phrase, "mop" is an acronym, literally standing for "mouth on penis." Thus, the most accurate definition of a mop job is a job involving the putting of one's mouth on another's penis, allowing for situations other then blowjob's exclusively; i.e., the job of sucking poison out of a snake bite on another's penis.
3. n. A job involving cleaning a floor using a mop.
1. "Dude! This chick bit my penis while giving me a mop job the other day! Now I have a sweet scar!"
2. "Timmy! Give me a mop job quick! This King Cobra just poisoned my pud!"
3. "I hate being a janitor. All I do is give mop jobs all day."
2. "Timmy! Give me a mop job quick! This King Cobra just poisoned my pud!"
3. "I hate being a janitor. All I do is give mop jobs all day."
by Captain Hot Pocket December 9, 2008
Get the mop jobmug.