by MyRealName21 October 09, 2020
A: Oh my gosh? Why do you slay so hard??
B: I'm a virgin who cannot drive.
A: what?
B: an average crawlers fan
B: I'm a virgin who cannot drive.
A: what?
B: an average crawlers fan
by Ltwtisfruityaf December 27, 2022
The slang for: "a huge penis"
by Clutzx January 01, 2024
Refers to a nudist-camp member who possesses more brains than most of his fellow in-the-buff neighbors.
I wanted to have sex with an attractive chick whom I saw sunning herself "au naturale" and therefore presumably ultra-comfy with casual intimacy, but she turned out to be significantly smarter than the average bare in that although she was indeed "willing", she insisted that I use condoms.
by QuacksO May 20, 2021
Folks who are covered in tattoos may view themselves as being "better than the average bare", but if a fellow human is gonna "drop it all for me", I would much prefer just a "pian 'n' natural look" in the skin-department.
by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025
by PositronWildhawk73 April 05, 2016
An individual who hates knowledge and never hits the gym. They think that Amazing Digital circus is funny and that Titan TV man deserved to be infected by Astro Duchess, and they rarely ever take showers, though, instead of getting stinky, they get extremely dry skin and resemble skeletons with a peach-colored, opaque membrane spread on top.
An Average Mahir Hater' stole my drink yesterday, claiming 'I nede hydzarcion,' even though he's lived for months with dry skin. He ended by saying 'Lraneing is ourbitrairy'.
by Mudane potion#069 December 26, 2024