by Gumba Gumba August 03, 2004
The act of having sexual intercourse.
by Full daddy March 16, 2016
Written as a placeholder for its homonym, irony. Intention of writing this way in arguments can be to ensure that the subject doesn't immediately catch on.
Guy 1. "Well I just think that if you judge people from what they say, you're a moron."
Guy 2. "You need to sit down and take care of that iron knee, dude?"
Guy 2. "You need to sit down and take care of that iron knee, dude?"
by Justadood July 21, 2016
n (ben dee nee)
The ungainly gait adopted when a person wears heels that are too high for them. The person is unable to straighten their front leg as they put their weight onto it because the ball of the foot makes contact with the ground before the heel does. This results in the person looking as though they're walking through a freshly ploughed field.
The ungainly gait adopted when a person wears heels that are too high for them. The person is unable to straighten their front leg as they put their weight onto it because the ball of the foot makes contact with the ground before the heel does. This results in the person looking as though they're walking through a freshly ploughed field.
Shirley: Check out the bendy knee on her.
Sloane: Sweet Jesus Shirley, that slut might have $500 shoes but she sure as shit can't walk in them.
Sloane: Sweet Jesus Shirley, that slut might have $500 shoes but she sure as shit can't walk in them.
by Miss Tessmacher October 07, 2010
by Dar Hoss February 14, 2008
What one gets when giving a blow job while kneeling on the carpet. The knees get dry/ashy and impressed with the carpet weave pattern. Not as serious as rug burns.
Rom: Hey what did you do for lunch today?
Gina: Just look - I hooked up with Dave and got a serious case of carpet knees!
Gina: Just look - I hooked up with Dave and got a serious case of carpet knees!
by Kohlsong August 14, 2007