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Chuck Norris Hater

Someone who hates/dislikes Chuck Norris and his fan base, usually out of jealousy or misunderstanding, or just because they're assholes without a sense of humor.
Average person: "Chuck Norris doesn't go swimming... water just wants to be around him!"
Chuck Norris Hater: "ZORMGZ! Liek, Chuck nOrris joeks is LAme!!!11!!1!!1!!one!!1!1 HES A LOZER!!!1 wat good stuffz has HE evar DOnE???/
Average Person: "Well, actually, he -"
Hater: "LIEk ZOMGSsSZ!!!1!!one!!!1!1
by Why do you want my name?! July 19, 2011
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Chuck Norris Jokes

there ain't no Chuck Norris jokes but Chuck Norris facts,
if you ever joke about him you will explode in 1.05 second.
you never joke about the man.
person A, " Hey do you know about that Chuck Norris joke with the rainbow monkeys and roundhouse kick? "
person B, " OH SHITTT DUDE YOU'RE EXPLODING!"
person A, " Huh?" *EXPLODES.*
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person B, " That's why you should never mention Chuck Norris jokes.
by lokuuust July 30, 2010
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Chuck Norrisin' it

A phrase used to describe when you are doing something that is a charateristic or action commonly affiliated by Chuck Norris like kicking serious ass, and/or doing a thumbs up.
"I busted in that place and I kicked that ass, I was straight Chuck Norrisin' it."

"I'm but to get Chuck Norrisin' on a foo."

"After I tapped that ass, you can bet I had thumbs up straight Chuck Norrisin' it."
by Jenuine McCoy April 26, 2008
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the chuck norris blaps

a sexual move in which the male, roundhouse kicks the female with his penis, resulting in her death, and potentially sending her back in time due to the force of it, can only be performed by chuck norris himself, as mere humans to not have the streangth to perform such an advanced move
apparently chuck norris killed another girl with the chuck norris blaps, fuck.
by stefmanxx April 1, 2008
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Chuck Norris Facts

A stupid unfunny internet meme that is older than Chuck himself, but is still used today. The meme is mostly used by dumb 13 year old kids who think that it makes them cool.
Chuck Norris once told Chuck Norris a Chuck Norris joke. But Chuck Norris didn't laugh. Because Chuck Norris Facts aren't funny.
by asdf518 August 21, 2010
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norrielle

Girl you is such a Norrielle
by @ MurdaaGvng on instaa October 10, 2013
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Chuck Norris

I can't define Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris defines Urban Dictionary.
by allthe420 May 12, 2018
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