gift from god

Girls, girlfriends, and anything female from birth.

Eve was a gift from God to Adam.

by Gerhard D. May 16, 2006

gift of youth

any person that seems to physically age very slowly.

Person 1: WTF it says here that Person 3 is 56 years old!
Person 2: Person 3 is indeed 56 years old
Person 1: Dude, Person 3 looks like he's only in his mid-30's.
Person 2: He has the gift of youth.

by FoxNews October 8, 2015

Perfect Gift

Alternative to flowers, but with odor of similar calibre.

The perfect gift leaves no one to query the boundaries of interpersonal communication

by angelique van engelen December 1, 2007

free gift

Best friend and sidekick of Deadeye. Has a logical mind and a bad smell. Overall, not quite as impressive as Deadeye.

Free gift is the quiet young man assisting the striking gentleman.

by Jenni the Death Slut May 8, 2006

free gift

A free gift is oral sex with no expectations of getting some back.

Fundo offered his girlfriend a free gift because he did not want her to see the pimple on his balls.

by authOOr June 26, 2006

parting gift

n: When a guy squirts cum into a girls butt on the way out of her vagina.
Usually doggy style.

Hey! You just gave me a parting gift, you ass!

by mark Twains a dickweed December 18, 2008

Texas Gift Basket

When two sexual partners are engaged in analingus and the partner who is having their salad tossed farts in the tosser's mouth

"Halfway through having my asshole eaten out, I gave Ellen a Texas Gift Basket."

by Dr. Steve Cleamer January 16, 2015