Banter Patrol

A group or individuals who have the best banter ever. Their job is normally to prevent shit banter and praise good banter.

Shit man the banter patrol is here!

by mexican May 27, 2015

stale banter

When someone from Sandbach cracks a joke

That person has stale banter

by Thirdofthefourth June 10, 2016

'banter train'

A group of 2 or more people (often, but not necessarily, LADS) embarking on a common journey to no place in particular, united by the sole aim of having a laugh.

Lad 1: Man, today is a slow news day.
Lad 2: Tell me about it...what times does the 'banter train' leave?

*Enter Lad 3*

Lad 3: All aboard! First stop 'Japes City'!

by Arbie H November 27, 2013

smiths banter

When someone has no sense of humour and is terrible banter.

'Scotland is shit'
'Top quality smiths banter'

by Thommo the legend September 6, 2018

Banter

Offering chat that is a high quality of chat, good bant requires skill and means you are good in the game of talking.

Banter defined - Hey Jazz and JD you guys just offered some amazing bant. You are true bantologists.

by Dirkulees January 29, 2024

Banter roundabout

When the banter repeats itself and just goes round in circles. Can be hilarious for particularly good banter or exhausting when the banter is produced by an inexperienced practitioner.

I wouldn't chat to them, absolute banter roundabout

by Banterroundabout May 14, 2021

banter vacuum

The e-quiet that remains when contemporaries, formerly heavily involved in friendly email exchanges whilst one should have been working, quit or are laid off.

[e-mail]: hey guys. good weekend?

<.......>

[e-mail]: hahahahaha! check this out: (inserts web link of random youtube video or mildly interesting news article)

<.......>

[e-mail]: hellooooooo? anyone out there?

<.......>

[e-mail]: pah. stupid banter vacuum.

by Bored_Corporate_Drone February 16, 2009