National Give Head Day

You can get head from anybody on April 27 even if you have a girlfriend/boyfriend it won’t matter because it’s national just ask anybody for head they won’t be able to deny it.

Him: Hey can I have head
Her:sure but only this day because it’s National Give Head Day

by National Day April 20, 2019

National Eat Pussy Day

National Eat Pussy Day is on June 24th. People celebrate by eating girls out.

Forest: "I'm going to Christina's house tomorrow."

Emily: "To do what?"

Forest: "Imma eat her out didn't you hear tomorrow's National Eat Pussy Day!"

by Mynameisntemilylolimfr June 22, 2016

National Sex Day

June 9
The day in which couples (gay or straight) celebrate sex by having sex. The reason National Sex Day is on June 9th is because 6/9 closely resembles the popular sex position 69.

Honey, today is National Sex Day! Let's fuck!!!

by E-Dog1209 June 11, 2015

National Library of Wales

Old place, "full" of old people - situated on Penglais Hill in Aberystwyth. They want to impress each other there with "hellos and sut maes" (and The Assembly!). A good collection of very good books! Unfortunately not appealing to the wider public!

It could do better - well, certain things never change. Go there for the view! Good employer in the area. It is a beautiful building. Strange librarian I would not trust though.

Helo, sut mae? Ydych chi'n brysur? Hello - you are well? Off for some gos' (gossip) at the National Library of Wales.

by roged April 1, 2009

National Dumb Bitch Day

On March 26th lands national dumb bitch day, a day dedicated for all those dumb bitches we all hate.

fuck off darline, its national dumb bitch day. A day dedicated to you

by urdaddy101 March 20, 2019

National Slap Your Sister Day

On October 25th you can slap your sister all you want and you won’t get in trouble.

Hey why is your sister crying

Because I slapped her for National Slap Your Sister Day

by boppotheclown October 24, 2020

National Dress Like a Slut Day

synonyms: Halloween, All Hallow's Eve. An American holiday celebrated on October 31 for which women, particularly of the college-going age, dress like sluts by wearing themed costumes.
See "slutty Halloween costume formula."

My girlfriend bought a great French maid costume for National Dress Like a Slut Day; mini-skirt, fuck-me pumps, and fishnet stockings.

by Ronny teh Pir8 January 21, 2009