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Homework

An item designed by a teacher in the 1800's as a punishment reserved only for his worst students. Now a requirement at most schools, requiring at the very least 1 hour to complete.
-1800's-
Jack: "What did you do last night"
Jill: "I had homework"
Jack: "What did you do to receive such large and horrible punishment?"
Jill: "I killed the teachers entire family"
-Now-
Jack: "What did you do last night?"
Jill: "Played some video games."
Jack: "But what about homework!"
Jill: "I didn't do it."
Jack: "What do you mean! The teacher is going to kill your entire family now!"
by Shekerz October 12, 2018
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Homework

A cruel and unusual punishment for doing what ur supposed to do and sitting on yo ass for 6 hours while u listen to old people talk until u die of boredom
For example, im supposed to do my homework but im too f**king lazy to care so im doing this instead of homework
by Lazy_fuck February 22, 2017
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Homework

Homework sucks and it doesn’t need to exist
by Homework.hater February 17, 2021
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homework

poison that kills students: homework
if you snooze you loose: don't get homework done
if you don't snooze you still loose: built up sleep deprivation

homework: automatic anger increase system
I'm going to die from my pile of homework
by dead-with-home-work May 2, 2017
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homework

Life's way of kicking us in the ass.
Girl: Aww man, I have so much homework!
Friend: Dude, you had half an hour. I had 8 hours.
by soyeahprettymuch November 20, 2013
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homework

the way teachers find out how smart your parents are
homework
by flostrich king October 15, 2019
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