You jast ate a fat buger aaaaaand you aint brush dem teets. A layer of a combination of left over foods and random things throughout the day that stay on your teeth and have the consistency of moss. You can scrape it off with your finger nails or the strongest muscle in your body... the tongue. (its actually the butt and thighs, but we wont talk about that)
Gal 1: damn my teeth moss is thicc today, it could last me all winter!
Guy 1: Really??!?!??! I just scraped all of mine off.
Guy 1: Really??!?!??! I just scraped all of mine off.
by Poopymcpissson June 10, 2021
by Jcrouch December 14, 2018
The mentality of when the person don’t care about the problems they’ve caused. In addition they ignore/run away from any criticism or backlash. While still thinking they’re right. They’re also probably apathetic.
Named after a groomer, Softieguts, also known as Moss.
Named after a groomer, Softieguts, also known as Moss.
Softieguts: Oh you’re mad at me for grooming someone?? I don’t care! Why should I care!!
A bunch of people: *criticizes them*
Softieguts: Woe is me I’m getting death threats! Better run away and still think I did nothing wrong!!!
People with human decency: Uh oh shes got the Moss Mentality
A bunch of people: *criticizes them*
Softieguts: Woe is me I’m getting death threats! Better run away and still think I did nothing wrong!!!
People with human decency: Uh oh shes got the Moss Mentality
by ThePostFall July 24, 2022
This delicious concoction consists of eating a pop tart of preferred flavor, drinking a monster energy (The original, not the zero crap) all while chewing the almighty Copenhagen straight cut original. Mostly attempted during the opening shift.
by TheCartKid June 29, 2012
best person ever!!!!!! WILL CARRY U ONJ VALORNAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so cool and amamizng and adnnnnnnnnnnnn my dsicord kitten meow meow uwu
by scaramoucheluvr48 August 8, 2022
The green algae growth on an individual's teeth as a result of the lack of practicing good dental hygeine.
Henry - Did you see Baker's green teeth this afternoon?
John - Yep, they were overgrown.
Henry - He probably will need to use a weed eater to cut that tooth moss!
John - Tell me about it. He's fuckin' disgusting.
John - Yep, they were overgrown.
Henry - He probably will need to use a weed eater to cut that tooth moss!
John - Tell me about it. He's fuckin' disgusting.
by Meat Teeth March 6, 2014
by Memer_69 November 12, 2019