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by Moritz Grengs December 4, 2017
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Northern Mojito

A tasty adult beverage consisting of rye and ginger ale.

A true Northern Mojito will be made with a Canadian staple rye such as Canadian Club or Crown Royal.
Rye and Ginger Ale. If ordering at a bar, or club, you may order a Northern Mojito by asking for a rye and ginger, Canadian Club and Ginger, or Crown and ginger.
by Beef Dip August 21, 2012
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Maritimer

An entity who inhabits the Atlantic regions of Canada. Maritimers' strong desire for Moosehead brand beer is only exceeded by their tendencies to perform anal sex on local moose who also inhabit the area. When a Maritimer is content, it will retire to its Velvet chair and usually smoke marijuana unit it passes out or pisses on itself. Use great caution when when visiting the Maritime region of Canada. Butt plugs are widely available in all Welcome Centers near the border.
"Over here to the left you will see one of our prized local moose!" said the Canada Park Ranger

"You can tell the Maritime moose from the other species because of their distinctive gait."

"Hey!" said the tourist

"That moose walks just like the ones we saw at Yellowstone!"

"Yep. Looks like our Maritimers have been spending too much time on JTV" said Ranger Steve
by Steve from Summerfield August 25, 2010
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mojita

(n). 1.your hunny/ nickname for your girl.
a chick that won't leave u..cuz you got her sooooo wet its unbelievable

2. nickname for ur wifey, so no one notices u talkin about her
2. FRIENDS FOR THE BENEFITS ..(sexual healing)
1. mojita got soo wet for me tonite...she passed out.
2. Mojita will never leave mojo because, he done did some things to mesmerozie her
2. Whenevr Mojita sees mojo, she drops and gets wet on the spot
by F1F1 September 16, 2008
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Merit

What a plan usualy has before being executed. The success of the plan reveals wether or not it had merit. If the plan was succesful, the person who concieved the plan is to thank, if un-successful, the plan had merit.
Joe: That's the last time we follow your plan durring a paintball match.
Jake: Hey, the plan had merit, it just wasn't executed corectly.
by YaZe September 6, 2005
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Moritz

sucks d*** in his free time
Moritz is gay
by lollolololololololololololol January 11, 2019
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Meritocracy

Meritocracy is often a fancy word for fascism.
Our eugenics program proclaims I am of greater merit than you and that is why I lead and you follow.

In meritocracy only those who believe they are the most deserving rule.
by Thomas Liberty Paine October 5, 2008
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