id-mong

An unintelligent, ugly human being constantly saying stupid things. See also: Mongrel.
Andy, quit saying stupid quotes from the movie League of Extraordinary Gentlemen you id-mong.
by Eric Devlin February 03, 2007
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Mong Juice

When you punch a pregnant woman in the stomach and drink the juice that runs out of her snatch.
My pregnant wife fell down the stairs and landed on her stomach and all of her mong juice splurged out
by B1G $t1nky October 17, 2023
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the long mong

My gosh he has the long mong
by The large cheese January 22, 2021
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Monging it

When someone Pompeii’s after to many billies
Sois stop monging it, or I’ll draw on your face again!
by Al Sama Bin Ladin June 13, 2022
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Mong

English slang term for a simpleton, idiot or genuinely unintelligent person. A diminutive of the word 'Mongoloid'. Used in the same way as 'spastic'.
"Have you heard how he talks? He stutters and mumbles like a right mong..."

"I can't go down the pub in flip-flops, I'll look a right mong.."
by TheValeyard January 28, 2023
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Mong

Casual slang used by females of a low IQ value in Radcliffe, Greater Manchester.
Charlotte: “oh you spazzy little mong
by Chavcliffe December 01, 2021
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