British moustache

After a girl with braces is done giving you head, pieces of pubic hair pertrude from the braces when she smiles.

Man, Susan gave me head the other night. When she tried to kiss me I noticed her british moustache. Shit was nasty.

by Hentlex August 22, 2019

Fno Monsta

Fear no one . He moves without anyone knowing and very wealthy also a female magnet

Fno splash & fno Zay , Too smoove: you hear them over there saying fno monsta

by Fno Monsta November 23, 2021

Poo Grease Moustache

The act of wiping one's sweaty bum crack with a finger and smearing the result under another's nose to give the wearer an untraceable poo smell.

Lewie was pissed with Andy and couldn't wait for him to fall asleep so he could reward him with a poo grease moustache.

by VitaminP April 4, 2015

Plumber’s Moustache

When a man is performing oral stimulation on the anus of his lady friend and develops a brown coloured stain in his upper lip.

I went all time crazy on my girl’s a-hole and earned me a plumber’s moustache!

by Ryfish! January 4, 2019

Bob's moustache

The stereotypical moustache of a person named Bob

Someone: he has a nice moustache
Someone else: nah, its a real Bob's moustache

by Supervenom June 10, 2021

moustache

A hidden collection of something in high volume; (usually referring to sexually explicit material or narcotics).

Don't let the kids open that drawer cuz they might find MOUSTACHE.

by Ashley G October 7, 2003

Momstagram

When your mom gets and Instagram specifically to stalk you and judge your friends. She may also compare you to your friends and say stuff like, "Look at that guy you should be more like him." She may also follow various organization accounts to inspire her. She will find many ways to find you on social media and then after that she will make a fake Twitter to follow you.

You can't post that! My Momstagram will see it!

by hotdog827 May 20, 2015