Miser-Dick

A man who is a total ignoramus (and irritating fool), and causes misery amongst EVERYONE.

Yea, that Miser-Dick just talked to me.

Can he just not?

by xSmile for me my lovex January 27, 2015

Miserable Bitch Face

Follow on from the term, "resting bitch face". Means the person, normally a girl / woman has a miserable looking face and looks like a right bitch.

Is that girl upset or does she just have a miserable bitch face.

by Mad4it November 26, 2015

Misérabing

The action of saying you're fine/ok, when you're not.

I said I was fine when he broke up with me, but I was only Misérabing

by Nabstablook21 November 20, 2016

Misery Nap

Verb
Pronunciation: misz-ah-re NAP

a nap taken during an extreme bout of depression, not taken due to lack of sleep, over exertion, or any real reason. usually lasting longer than a hour.

"what did you do on your day off?"
"ate breakfast, went to the grocery store, came home had a misery nap, then you called."
"ah misery naps there the best and the worst."

by Dr_fiendish July 12, 2017

Maiselie

Maiselie is an all-around amazing person she's thicker than a bowl of oatmeal and loves gravity Falls for some reason she has godly aim at fortnite and does everything with style I love you maze happy thanksgiving

Maiselie is really thicc

by Maiselie November 22, 2018

Miserfull

The feeling you get when you're so full that you are miserable.

After eating half a turkey, a pound of stuffing, and a whole pumpkin pie for Thanksgiving, I felt miserfull.

by FootBrokes November 27, 2018

Misery Hedge

Hedging your emotions by putting a bet on something you really don't want to happen, so at least you get paid if it does.

Dan: "I hope Man-U wins the cup, but I put a misery hedge on Arsenal just in case."
Matt: "How much did you put on Arsenal to win then"
Dan: "only £10. The winnings will be enough to wash away my tears if we lose".

Or

"I really hope Trump doesn't win the next election. As the odds are good, I guess I'll put $20 on him to win as a misery hedge so if he does, at least I get paid"

by S@lty Boi June 12, 2019