meth critters

tiny bugs that a person on meth only sees. imagined bugs that are not really there (once they hit the pipe, "meth critters" are everywhere)

dude #1: "look bro, you are gonna have to vacate the premises until i get rid of them bugs. this Raid better work its magic"

dude #2: "this is some top of the line bug spray but i dont think it'll work on them meth critters"

by Gnutty Solano July 7, 2019

meth fog

Stupid shit people do while on meth, thinking nobody has noticed

That fella is either stupid or in the meth fog.

by Nomlic June 25, 2023

meth peacock

Turkey. What a peacock would look like if it did meth.

Related: rave turkey

That meth peacock has no teeth.

by HornyGecko October 5, 2017

meth jobs

Street slang for the categories of work, typically blue collar jobs, that practically require a meth habit since they demand such a steady stream of high energy throughout the length of the grueling and extra-long workdays.

Well, being a relatively undereducated guy, I must step into one of the meth jobs to earn what I need to support my family.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023

Meth monkey

Crackasorous Rex

Crackhead

What an absolute meth monkey

by Vf.wagz January 3, 2023

crystal meth

A drug that makes any fat chick hot!!

hey whar ya been all my life sexy bitch!

by llewellyn July 28, 2004

Meth Pig

1: A pig on Meth or a person who sees them as a killer pig who acts like on meth.
2: A asshole who talks a lot o shit on xboxlive and acts like he is on meth and deals drugs to children on playground.

3: A asshole who take everyones kills on gear of war 1/2.

4: An asshole who says Niggerfaggot or dick in multiple sentences to be a racist asshole on xboxlive.
5:A person who worships pigs and wears people faces as masks as seen on SAW genre.

Paul: You see that asshole over there dealing meth to children

Jimmy: Yeah paul hes a real Meth Pig

by THC CrystalRain July 8, 2009