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Matt

A little prick who thinks he knows everything but in retrospect knows nothing. He has a very dry sense of humor simply because he hates his life. Matt’s are typically found under the bosses desk.
Hey did you see Matt today? What a fucking loser
by Weslooo September 18, 2018
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Matt

A fucking pedophile. He only fucks girls that's age is on th clock. Gives good foot baths while he receives poetry. Secretly a wizard.
You're such Matt, why are there only girls 1-12 in your poetry class.
by sadboi666 February 2, 2019
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Matt

a real dude man bro man who makes children cry, supposedly getting fired, is a hippie and wears two different shoes, doesn't actually teach, but instead let's us play games about murder
literally anyone: I don't understand this question because you didn't tell me anything about it
matt: c'mon dude bro, mannnnnn just whip out the old textbooks and think.
by .mithrandir. June 18, 2017
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Matt

A big massive fuck up of a laddie that speaks to a different lassie every hour
Did you here about Matt” “he spoke to 2 girls at once” “that’s just a Matt thing”
by Dingobopper October 23, 2018
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Matt

An all around POS. The whitest boy of the white boys. He is crazy and is bound to bring baggage to your life. The type of guy who says the n word even though he is white as snow, like PALE pale. Hasn’t had a job for years, but probably sells addy to minors to make up for it. When you meet him, he will be charming and say all the right things, but it is all manipulation! Bottom line, if you ever meet a Matthew, it’s time to run girl.
“Oh he cheated on you? Yeah, sounds like Matt”
by jtcandc October 15, 2019
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Matt

Hot head brawhalla tryhard always get big mad.
Carry me in Brawhalla Matt
by Hxmiiid June 2, 2020
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Matt

A gay guy who sucks a lot of penis who was in the original lemon party an he sleeps with 2 men named Eli an Cody
Matt is a gay faggot who takes dick
by Chaz218 February 6, 2018
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