Wal-Marting

The action of going to Wal-Mart

John: What are you doing later?
Jane: I'm Wal-Marting for some towels.
John: Mind if I join?

by cookiemaker5000 August 5, 2011

Half Masting

When you have half of a boner. Kind of like a chub. You cannot control it. It is just there. Big and thick.

Guy 1: "WTF?!?! do you have a boner?"
Guy 2: "Nah dude, im just half masting"
Guy 1: "ohh"

by My turbin is dirty April 16, 2012

National making out day

National making out day is on April 14th. It is the day to make out with your significant other

Guy 1: Yo, you ready for April 14th?

Guy 2: Yeah man I can’t wait for national making out day

by Anal-fister May 25, 2018

Walter Mattingly

Hot man, Kind stands up for others, compassionate, long cock, and is a straight as anyone.

Did you see him, he was a Walter Mattingly

by ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ March 13, 2023

making chili

The act of using a circumcised penis to pump solid fecal matter from the butthole as if the penis was a literal pump. Or a shovel. Or something.

Dude, bitch, I be fuckin' making CHILI outta dat girl's ASS all day LONG, tho.

by Tazzeeboi September 28, 2019

making a deposit at the international bank of poo

Taking a shit.

I'll be making a deposit at the international bank of poo later this evening.

by Grant March 10, 2004

matting

an increasingly popular 'hobbie'of wanking oneself on webcam, usually perfomed by unbelievably selfcentered, egotistic pricks.

Guy sitting at computer thinks: 'I'm going to matt now cos it's gona impress this girl so much'

by endixpan September 8, 2004