Mason

Anyone who is named Mason is defined as a mong, regardless of their actions. They are somewhat common and often the work at Lowes.

Hey Sam, you see that guy over there?
Yeah, it’s a Mason.

by Papa John’s October 4, 2020

mason

an absolute melt

uno mason yeh he’s a absolute melt

by bdbsnsnhhd July 2, 2019

Mason

a baller ass kid who might seem autistic to the naked eye. His future is to be an NBA point guard or entrepreneur e.t.c, he will never be a mailman or garbage man. He makes fun of fat people and find nine eleven funny. He is not friends with Josh Richter.

Damn, did you see that fucking backflip Mason did in the pool.

by bigdad6969 November 4, 2019

Mason

A black loner with a addiction to video games. He is super gay and likes to play soggy waffle. He loves to do anal as he grinds Fortnite for several hours every day. If you disrespect him he will roll up and slap you with a pancake.

“You’re such a mason”

by Rawbuttplug November 23, 2019

Mason

He an asshole

Mason a asshole

by Your girl penny January 27, 2020

Mason

Mason is an ok person in general but he is awful to date. At first things go great, but after a couple weeks, things begin to fade. There’s no more good morning texts and he barely even sends more then 1 words responses. He gets upset at you for things you can’t control (such as people saying things about your body, like your thicc, etc) and evening if you apologize he gets more and more mad. Then, you breakup and are sad about it. What happens after that? Idk the story isn’t over yet.

Girl who dated Mason: Mason’s such a douchebag!
Girl who hasn’t: What do you mean? He seems fine.

by julia.knobs December 28, 2019

Mason

Wagon chiller🤘🏼

Woah look at that mason he is such a wagon chiller.

by Fabio-Maddy April 22, 2017