marshmallow fingers

What happens to the fingers of amateur guitarists who play for three hours in a row without a break. Their delicate wittle finger tips just can't handle those metal strings and they get all puffy and tingly...and look and feel like marshmallows.

Larry: Dude, I played the guitar for like 3 hours today!

Rick: OMG! You have marshmallow fingers...

Larry: I know. I guess I need to man up a little and practice more, right?

by frozengrapes151.4 September 24, 2012

Marshmallow Johnson

a male who suffers from limp dick syndrome

Girl#1: Hey Lady, howd'it go with the guy you hooked up with the other night?

Girl#2: Oh you mean Marshmallow Johnson? I got the hell out of there after 3 hours of him trying to get it up. I just couldn't watch the kid embarrass himself any longer.

by RedXSadist April 12, 2019

Chocolate marshmallow

When you get shit on your dick. Normally after anal.

Bro1: you know that girl?
Bro2: yeah what about her?
Bro1: she gave me a chocolate marshmallow.

Bro2: that's nasty bootygasm Netflix and chill

by aGoatinaOverCoat August 21, 2016

Poking a Marshmallow

Where a butch lesbian, single handedly fists a fellow partner. Usually occurs during camping.

That noise you heard from Hannah’s tent last night was from Terisa poking a marshmallow.

by Jake the sudo snake September 15, 2021

marshmallow dumpling

Inserting an object such as a baby's dummy in your Anus hole, pulling it out and sucking on it

Wanna try a Marshmallow dumpling?

by Deepfriedgoldfish May 20, 2016

Marshmallow Johnson

a male who is known for suffering from Limp-Dick syndrome

Girl #1: Hey lady, howd'it go with that guy you hooked up with the other night?
Girl #2: Oh you mean Marshmallow Johnson? I got the hell out of there after 3 hours . Couldn't watch the kid embarrass himself any longer.

by RedXSadist April 12, 2019

marshmallow name for someone

Marshmallow sweet cheeky and always there for you, if you’re upset she will be there by your side making sure that not a single tear drop hits the ground! Loyal and smart ,kind at heart and always only 2 steps behind you like a shadow.
She normally gets everything she wants cos she’s such a good girl . Always right there when you walk thru the door to greet you with a little treat wiggling her bum shuffling her feet.
Dont be fooled by her pretty face and gentle nature though , rub her the wrong way and suffer the consequences hurt the people she loves and you will face the wrath of marshmallow!

Marshmallow name for someone you can’t live with out!
Oh marshmallow you’re the best!! 🥰

by It’s me it’s me it’s me August 1, 2023