Lumbersick

You have a problem carrying hoes on your Back You are about to Thrust your back into a Hamster Wheel Because All of this Hoe activities Will Make You Do a Lumbersick, My Back Hurts Because these Hoes been on my genitalia For So Long I don’t Have The Ability To reproduce anymore nor do I need to even think in a sexual manner.

“All These Girls Make me Lumbersick I’m Buotta go crazy bruh”

“Keep talking that Smack I’m Buotta Turn Full Lumbersick on Yall”

by MackATony January 28, 2026

Minnesota Lumberjack

When a female intends to be penetrated repeatedly by a large number of men one right after another. Unfortunately she gets sore partially through and has to jack the rest of the guys off. Normally two at a time.

Monica got a few drinks in her last night and thought she could take on thirty guys. She was so sore after the first ten that she had to Minnesota Lumberjack the rest of them. It took her 6 hours. She'll never make that mistake again.

by JKWeb June 2, 2011

[lipstick lumberjack]

A woman driving a heavy-duty truck as a daily commuter.

There's another lipstick lumberjack on her way to the office in town.

by Termitescout October 18, 2013

Classy lumberjack

Used to describe a fashion style in Oregon, typically consisting of trendy clothing and a sizeable beard.

Kevin is from Oregon and clearly retained that classy lumberjack swag.

by whatsthedifferencebetweenstock December 6, 2014

Sleepy Lumberjack

When you wake up with a truly impressive erection, but you're far too tired to tackle that morning wood.

Man, I haven't seen wood like that since after prom, but this sleepy lumberjack kept to his coffee.

by MrTastie November 16, 2016

To lumberjack

A sexual act where two individuals enter a third individual from both ends, pulling the third individual back and forth as if a two person saw.

He nudged me, and said ‘’I’d really like to lumberjack her with you”

by Showpurple70 November 24, 2017

alternative lumberjack

A recovering alternative kid that is angsty usually a part of the lgbt community that now found country music during their search to find god but has discover that they are not one or the other they or both therefore they are an alternative lumberjack

Guy 1: Yo that chick is something , I want to know more about her

Guy 2: goooo for it she’s one of those alternative lumberjacks 😉

by Angsty teen yeee hawww July 10, 2019