Surprise Loan Shark

A person who gives something to another and then takes it back or expects an equivalent in return.

Person 1: Stephanie gave me a book for my birthday, and 3 months later texted me asking for it back.
Person 2: What a Surprise Loan Shark - Leave her on read!

by OnomatoPia October 27, 2020

wet loans

When you provide financial assistance to a female in the hopes of engaging in sexual intercourse.

Pat from Chicago is already down $500 on his wet loans to his hot sorority intern.

by WetLoanGuy October 25, 2022

DIRTY LELAND

When you having sex with a black man and you shove your thumb in his ass and he farts, causing the fart to be blocked inside and marinates your thumb in fart juice. Then you make the blackman blow on your thumb until he pops a blood vessel causing a high.

When your'e out of smokes just try a DIRTY LELAND.

by lelagdgh March 20, 2023

family-backed loan

Borrowing from your parents.

Oh yeah, don't worry - I've got a family-backed loan on this one!

by Werner Pyke January 4, 2009

barbecuing a loan

Male masturbation

Oh mate my mum walked in and I was barbecuing a loan, worst thing ever!

by Blake00 March 28, 2013

Llanas

Lying Llanas

DO NOT TRUST A LLANAS! Any chance they get they will lie to you! They a particularly skilled in deception and making the most unbelievable things believable. They will steal your life without blinking an eye and leave you feeling okay with it!

Examples Brandon: (Did you hear what Dustin said last night?) Erick: (Yeah don't believe him, he is a lying Llanas.)

(Don't be a lying Llanas)

by Gus TT showbiz April 29, 2019

small loan of a milion dollars

Donald Trump's special power... He is a money whore

When i was in brooklyn, my dad gave me "a small loan of a milion dollars".

by QuP Cloud (The Real Owner) October 7, 2016