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Lylah Logic

Logic that doesn't exactly make sense to normal people, but it makes sense because Lylah said it.
This Logic may be confusing at times, but in the end, the logic said by Lylah is correct. Just because she said it is.
Lylah: You're gay because I said so.
Person: That doesn't make sense.
Lylah: It doesn't have to, its Lylah Logic.
by TheBestPersonEverToExist June 30, 2022
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Gaz logic

logic that makes 0 sense, not just to me, but to you, your mum and Capri
Gaz: I don’t like drinking in the day coz it might make me look green
Ben: mate that makes no sense, such Gaz logic
by Jez clarkson October 8, 2021
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Simple Logic

Secretly an alt
Person 1: Bro who is simple logic
Tingles: not me!
by Aguywithashortname November 14, 2019
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logic-chopping

The practice of engaging in excessively pedantic argument, going to the extreme and unnecessary intricacies.
"Let the Almighty step in and arrange things in a proper way. No more logic-chopping!"
used by the Indian revolutionary Bhagat Singh in his essay - Why I am an Atheist, while ridiculing the theists for their ultra-philosophical answers of grief in the world and God's role in it.
by mdadilhn May 19, 2016
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CSI Logic

A way of figuring out what is going to happen in any television show--particularly CSI--because of universal constants of things that just have to happen in the show (read examples). This isn't because of the episode itself, but because of the formula of the show. This includes game shows, dramas, sitcoms, anime and even video games.
"He can't be the bad guy, it's only five minutes into the episode!"

"New person on the team for no reason? He's totally the murderer. Typical CSI logic."

"The main character isn't gonna die, there's still like 500 more episodes left!"

"I knew someone was going to die, because it's the series finale."

"He's not going to win the million dollars, there's only like five minutes left!"

"It's an anime about an MMORPG, the main character has to marry the first female character he meets."
by Ferriswheel31 November 29, 2012
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Troy logic

Who fucking knows!
Completely illogical!
Makes you tilt your head and think... "seriously!? "
"I tell you I love you, that's enough affection" , hmmm must be Troy logic
by SoulCrazy13 May 22, 2018
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Buni logic

to argue a point even though you are completely wrong. however, when asked to state your reasoning you completely warp the original argument thereby validating your own.

the inability to listen to someone else's arguments when having a debate.
the "buni"- i would rather have 1$ than 1.01$ since 1$ is equal to 1.01$
others- clearly 1.01 is greater than 1, what are you talking about?
the "buni"- well within the given range they are the same.
others-wtf??? buni logic
by sanej November 17, 2010
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