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Ming ling

Ming king means something excellent,something looking fantastic and sexy
David said to Denise “fuck babe your anus looks so ming ling since you got it bleached at the salon”
Denise said to David “omg your hard cock looks so ming ling when it’s in that cock cage and I’ve got the key “
David said to denise “your feet are so ming ling babe when Ive pissed all over them”
by Martybogroll January 22, 2023
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Ling

That man carter he got a ling.
by Jamal32 October 15, 2020
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Dream-a-linging

To hope with for innocent fairytale ending in a bloody gore invested situation.
Why am I dream-a-linging about a cure for the Walkers?
by AminRa May 8, 2019
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ling wise

term used to validate another person's arguments, specifically one which improves on the user's own argument. etymologically rooted from 'lingo' (communication) and 'wise' (of knowledgeable circumstances).

tl;dr, thank you for improving on my argument.
person uno: "cats are bad pets."
person tres: "no, they're not."
person dos: "cats, compared to other pets, can be a hassle to clean up for."
person uno: "ling wise."
by saladeener of rome January 5, 2023
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ling

zero in chinese, and my favourite nickname for her.
how did you do in the test?
got ling lah.
Oh no!
by i'm just someone! December 27, 2023
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Ling

Has the exact same meaning as limit in math, just spelled by an older asian teacher who cannot spell or speak English to save his life.
Take the ling(v+ - v-)=0
by Mr. Simeal February 12, 2018
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Ling Lang

A huge asian Penis that is fully HARD.
by SammyDiasinos January 31, 2021
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