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A place where you have to bang chicks quietly.
Her: My place or yours?
Me: How about the library? We could read a book afterwards.
Her: Nah.
by KingTrump December 26, 2016
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library bitch

that ugly fuck in the school library that has a constant need to yell at people for stupid crap. like sitting at a computer when you didnt sign up for it, or having too many kids at one table, or walking out.

she gets no respect at all and was probably teased when she was in high school.

kids throw things at her.
library bitch: "you can't have six kids at this table. where did you get those extra chairs?"
kid: ignores her because she doesn't matter
library bitch: "i will write you up unless you put those chairs back where they belong."
kid: "bitch."
by yeoooooo January 19, 2009
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cam was wacking off his uncle in the back of the library
by Bobby, Bobby Smo November 12, 2006
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angry librarian

When doing a chick doggie style in a bed with a bookcase headboard, you pound her so hard books fall onto her face, she sits up and looks at you like an angry librarian.
"I was fucking this chick so hard she pissed me off so I gave her an angry librarian!"
by Wolf373 June 30, 2007
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library effect

The excited need to poop stimulated by perusing the library.
This effect may be observed at any any favorite store or place.
After a few minutes of looking at (whatever) the library effect kicked in sending Steve to the bathroom.
by fuzzygreysocks January 26, 2010
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library bitch

the scary old lady in the library that yells at you for moving a computer screen a lil bit. she probably has a penis.
Oh no i dont think so young man! You are going to move this computer back around, and you're out of here. You are making the library inneficient, and you cant talk because work is to be done individually! Wanna give me a blowjob?

That woman's a library bitch!
by the librarian hater February 14, 2007
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library nazi

A person who is pedantic in library rules.
by Hammond March 27, 2005
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