Landon

Usually, according to birth practices, a person given the name Landon is usually probably going to be like the average man, not to smart, not to anything really. Has a couple of friends and a bad attitude and smile. Also is the the type of person to hate specifically one of his friends for a multitude of reasons and usually has several nicknames to chose from when it comes to him specifically. One example is lemur. Usually is the type of guy to have an identical brother but aren't twins. Usually isn't the type of guy yo be called sexy or liked by any girl whatsoever. But nonetheless, with all of these bad characteristics, he still will grow up to be a great friend.

Wow, Landon really is something, isn't he.

by TheCoolWriter69 May 8, 2022

Landynn

a beautiful woman who is also the devil

"you see that girl over there?"
"Oh yeah she's super cute but she is hella mean"
"So she's a Landynn"

by Theherdsman October 12, 2015

the landon

When a man fucks a guy in the ear. A very hot thing to do. If a man does this to you it means he loves you. You're a lucky guy.

Man 1: man that guy just did the Landon on me
Man 2: thats hot

by Howtoeatass January 2, 2018

Landon

Landon is the most hateful person you could ever meet. He might be cute, but he is only a manipulative person.

Oh, god, please. Don't be such a Landon!

by Lissy December 11, 2016

Landyn

Usually a blonde male with blue eyes, usually a hick that lives and works on a farm. A total ass hole with no life. Probably has an addiction to nicotene. is most likely to get pulled over for speeding. Most likely to be in special educated classes or slow classes. Usually gets high before, during, and after school and on the weekends. Some might mistake Landyn's for Rapists or Pedofiles. Landyn's birth certificates are usually apology letters from the condom factory.

"I just met this total hick"
"really what was he like?"
"he was a total loser, he was really ugly too."
"oh really? Sounds like a Landyn"

by xhatexlandynx December 16, 2009

Landon

A big asshole with a big dick. You don't like him, but he is sometimes accepting of you, then he's back to being an ass. He likes bestiality and rapes his mom on a daily basis.

1: Oh man dude, I caught Landon fucking his dog yesterday...
2: Oh fuck, did he get her pregnant?
1: No, but his mom is now.
2: Disgusting.

by Immafuckyourhogassbitch June 14, 2018

Landon

Mostly a dick and wants to rules the school that he is in. He has a lot of social popularity in his school. He uses that to bully kids in his school

Yo Landon is a dick

by Natedogg205 April 7, 2018