Landon’s 47 Inch Shlong

Landon’s 47 inch long shlong, he could kill you if he fucked you

Is that Landon’s 47 inch shlong?

Yea! I heard he kills everyone he fucks!

by AlmostCCAfton May 24, 2021

elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon

are a group of freinds and a bunch of assholes

elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon no sentance can be found

by ghxlthd October 16, 2020

Landon

Is a guy who wants to get in every girls pants at a party

Addy:Did you see what Landon did?
Shelly:no

Addy:he stuck his hand down my pants

by Sexy_bob2 November 21, 2019

landon

is a guy

hi landon

by hbkkhv June 20, 2022

Landon

Landon is a sweet guy. He's a little bit nerdy, and is a gamer, but he also loves sports. He has brilliant blue eyes and fluffy ginger hair. He is tall, Handsome, and his smile could paralyze any girl /or guy ;)/ with his smile. He always tries to make people laugh, and generally refrains from cursing or improper etiquette. He's boyfriend matrieal for sure. He is kind, and caring. You really can't ask for a better guy.

Me: Have you seen the new guy, he's so sweet and handsome!
Friend: He must be a Landon

by Biggest PP ever March 3, 2019

Landon Stewart

Slayed the pus as a wee lad. Now has no finger prints left. Thumbs salmon at the boat. On page 69 in Guinness book of world record for longest scotum hanging from tighty whiteys on the Columbia river. He once went black but now he’s back.

Landon Stewart did the good the bad and the ugly sometimes two at a time.

by Celibateandmarriedfuck December 8, 2022

Landon

A big fat retard with a big fat sack. He likes anal too. With big black guys. no penis just huge balls.

was that landon? man his balls huge.

by anonymous November 23, 2021