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Landon’s 47 Inch Shlong

Landon’s 47 inch long shlong, he could kill you if he fucked you
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Yea! I heard he kills everyone he fucks!
by AlmostCCAfton May 24, 2021
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elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon

are a group of freinds and a bunch of assholes
elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon no sentance can be found
by ghxlthd October 16, 2020
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Landon Pineda

A person who wants to reference being a retard or "retarded". Also the leader of Roblox MLW.
by goober1313 March 27, 2024
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landon anderson

A faggot ass nigga that fucks his own flabs and eats tide pods while he fingers his meat curtain
Landon Anderson is such a fucking queer
by Eat the pusi 445 January 12, 2018
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Landon

A gay dude who eat a lot of penis
by Dycibgccg September 14, 2020
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Landon

A guy named Landon is a guy who is tall, hot, can get any girl but has a MASSIVE Cock. Which is usually 12-13 inches. They are ABSOLUTE Giga Chads.
Oh my is that Landon
by Giga chads January 19, 2022
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Landon

If u know a Landon you know him for one thing. A Landon usally is very short but has a big 🍆. Landon usally has puffy hair and pulls all the girls. Landon has lots of freinds and is always loyal to girls.
That guys dick is huge

He must be a Landon
by Sharon Petters April 16, 2022
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