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Landon’s 47 Inch Shlong

Landon’s 47 inch long shlong, he could kill you if he fucked you
Is that Landon’s 47 inch shlong?

Yea! I heard he kills everyone he fucks!
by AlmostCCAfton May 24, 2021
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elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon

are a group of freinds and a bunch of assholes
elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon no sentance can be found
by ghxlthd October 16, 2020
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Landon

the kind of guy who will go back and forth with you and tell you things about yourself that people are normally scared to tell you. you might hate him sometimes but there’s a lot to love. the best guy with parents and a truly caring person when it comes to any kind of relationship. he will always have your back and treat you well. don’t fear abandonment with him because the love in his heart is unbreakable and amazing. don’t give this guy up❤️
Landon makes me feel amazing in every way.
by probablyinlove:) April 18, 2022
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Landon Hyphen

Landon Hyphen is a character found in ancient Patrician myths. The story of Landon Hyphen is not a very happy one, he had a rough childhood growing up vertically challenged, and eventually was turned into a bull (the Landimal) by an evil witch named Kathryn (who was also his grandmother). Landons mom is Eva Bryson, and his father is unknown, though his stepfather goes by the name of Kiki Cheski. Landons great grandmother is Brooklyn.

Landon species is commonly known as a Single Landon, as Landons are extremely rare on the overground island of Patrick.
person 1: "Have you heard of the Patrician myth the Landimal?"
person 2: "Yes! I find how Landon Hyphen was turned into a Landimal by his grandmother to be very interesting."
by williambowery November 13, 2023
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Landon

The ultimate simp typa guy with deep grey eyes, abs, and a good heart.
Wrestle landon to the ground
by gangganglupa May 18, 2020
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Landon bagwell

Hmmm why this dum dum so bad at breathing. He’s the type of person to help a car across the street.
by Yeetyettboi June 25, 2019
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Landon

Wowwwww god damn look at that Landon😛
by Smd you old hag May 18, 2023
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