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Landon’s 47 Inch Shlong

Landon’s 47 inch long shlong, he could kill you if he fucked you
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Yea! I heard he kills everyone he fucks!
by AlmostCCAfton May 24, 2021
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elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon

are a group of freinds and a bunch of assholes
elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon no sentance can be found
by ghxlthd October 16, 2020
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royce landon

Making it happen Royce style.
Also. To have committed a Royce Landon is to have taken a bag of unpopped popcorn and inserted into a gerbil. After insertion, you must place gerbil into microwave. After all kernels have popped (you will know after the kernels only pop every 3 seconds), you must take gerbil out of microwave. Let gerbil remains cool as well as popcorn (note: preferred popcorn is Orville Redenbacher extra butter). After cooling, find unsuspecting girl at seedy bar. Ask her out for popcorn. When given the affirmative, throw bag of gerbil laced popcorn at her and say, "You've been Royce Landoned!!!!!, you are covered in gerbil popcorn, nobody wants you now except me, lets go do it." If subject says no (unlikely), go straight to pet store, buy gerbil and use another of the Orville Redenbacher extra butter packs(3 per box). Repeat above task. Enjoy!
by Landon.Royce.edu February 20, 2009
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Landon bagwell

Hmmm why this dum dum so bad at breathing. He’s the type of person to help a car across the street.
by Yeetyettboi June 25, 2019
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Landon

This is the type of guy who sucks but can be cool and annoying in the end but their your friend so you gotta hate them jkjk
by Mr.sillybottoms July 25, 2019
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Landon

“Landon cheated on Emma. What a cunt”
by JohnSmith999999 November 11, 2019
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Landon

Landon isn't perfect but he isn't bad either. They usually have very kind hearts but have a lot of anxiety and get nervous. They dont care about looks they like someone's personality. They can be the best friend and will be there for you.
Landon was being very kind too ivee yesterday when people were making fun of her for being broke.
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