Usually a teenager who participates in constant masturbation alone. He gets negative pus. Usually has a record of 7 times in a day. Hasn’t had a girlfriend in months or years and when they do it’s usually a farce.
Guy 1: there goes a real lonely boy
Guy 2: What’s a lonely boy?
Guy 1: a lonely boys a dude that like gets negative pus and always jerks off
Guy 2: oh so he’s a Kenan
Guy 1: exaclty
Guy 2: What’s a lonely boy?
Guy 1: a lonely boys a dude that like gets negative pus and always jerks off
Guy 2: oh so he’s a Kenan
Guy 1: exaclty
by Parkerhatesme October 19, 2017
a noun describing the condition of having jizz in your pants, referencing the famous sketch that became a youtube sensation
Guy: Hey dude why are you walking so strangely?
other Guy: Man I can't go any faster. When that girl walked by I got a lonely island.
other Guy: Man I can't go any faster. When that girl walked by I got a lonely island.
by quackenmire February 26, 2009
When residing at a hotel or motel for more than two days, you resist any urge to have a bowel movement until a few hours before check out. You then take a massive crap in the toilet and "forget" to flush, leaving the entire debacle for illegal immigrants hired to keep the place livable.
by Deleereeum September 07, 2007
by Load-Sock January 09, 2015
You are considered a lone cowboy when you are at home with nothing to do, bored out of your mind, and decide that you are going to go jerk off. You take your gun out and start blasting.
by FrankieDawg August 30, 2011
Did you hear Jake died last night?
No How?
He was pulling the lone gunman and did not withdraw fast enough!
No How?
He was pulling the lone gunman and did not withdraw fast enough!
by Sauski February 13, 2009
A man who fists his pocket pussy.
Stan's such a lonely pervert....he had to go buy a new pocket pussy, 'cause he ruined the old one by stretching it out with his hand.
by Mr. Q45 September 21, 2017