lonely boy

Usually a teenager who participates in constant masturbation alone. He gets negative pus. Usually has a record of 7 times in a day. Hasn’t had a girlfriend in months or years and when they do it’s usually a farce.

Guy 1: there goes a real lonely boy
Guy 2: What’s a lonely boy?
Guy 1: a lonely boys a dude that like gets negative pus and always jerks off

Guy 2: oh so he’s a Kenan

Guy 1: exaclty

by Parkerhatesme October 19, 2017

lonely island

a noun describing the condition of having jizz in your pants, referencing the famous sketch that became a youtube sensation

Guy: Hey dude why are you walking so strangely?

other Guy: Man I can't go any faster. When that girl walked by I got a lonely island.

by quackenmire February 25, 2009

The Lone Stanley

When residing at a hotel or motel for more than two days, you resist any urge to have a bowel movement until a few hours before check out. You then take a massive crap in the toilet and "forget" to flush, leaving the entire debacle for illegal immigrants hired to keep the place livable.

Man I put the Lone Stanley on the Red Roof Inn last weekend cause they overbooked my suite.

by Deleereeum September 17, 2007

Only the lonely

A single testicle.

My boy Reggie had testicular cancer and is down to only the lonely.

by Load-Sock January 8, 2015

lone cowboy

You are considered a lone cowboy when you are at home with nothing to do, bored out of your mind, and decide that you are going to go jerk off. You take your gun out and start blasting.

duude, im so bored. im gonna go be a lone cowboy

by FrankieDawg September 1, 2011

Lone Gunman

The Lone Gunman is when a man jerks off in the corner while choking himself with his gun belt.

Did you hear Jake died last night?
No How?
He was pulling the lone gunman and did not withdraw fast enough!

by Sauski February 13, 2009

Lonely person

A person who is sad or worried with no friend or family member by their side.

I'm a lonely person... I want my mom...

by I. M. Spooky February 2, 2023