Hob-Knocker

A phrase use to describe someone who is drunk and slaps people with their dick. It commonly happens when someone is drunk of vodka or sambooka. They didn't censor this word when it was used in iCarly. No wonder the show aired on nickelodean.

British Guy: Back off hob-knocker!
American Savage: Ur Gay.

by A Savage Catholic June 19, 2016

dip knocker

A really dumb person who has no sexual appeal

He is a dip knocker

by Tghjk March 19, 2017

fart knocker

vb. A prank that involves knocking on said door, then farting.

Jimmy: Hey dude I just pulled a fart knocker!

Billy: You are a dumbass.

by Jon Bone Jovi November 10, 2010

Cock Knocker

Someone who likes to knock cocks by making a fist, bending the fore-finger then striking the cock with all your might.

You are a cock knocker, your ma's a cock knocker etc etc.

by Wayne Travers May 31, 2006

Cock knocker

Using your cock to knock on the forehead of a sleeping person to wake them up, resembling a door knocker.

Mike and Todd used the cock knocker to wake up their spouses after a night of partying.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

cock knocker

Someone who knocks there cock.

Omfg, Jojo his cock knocked by a cock knocker!!!!!

by Daniel and Higor (aka Igor) October 21, 2003

cock knocker

like ringing the door bell but your balls do the ringing and your cock does the knockin'

he grabbed his cock knocker till his balls rang"ding dong"

by pchmaint January 5, 2006