Kenny McCormick is the best character in South Park and you can’t change my mind 😼. He is also fruity
by Supercraig January 1, 2022

(Peyton runs into room crying like a little girl)
Kenny Chesney: What's wrong hun?
Peyton: WAAAAAAH! That mean bully Tracy Porter ruined my game, and my line sucks waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Kenny: There there Peyton, I still love you.
Peyton: Sniff, can we still have butt sex?
Kenny: Sure
(Little does Peyton know, Kenny is cheating on him with the neighbors gerbil)
Kenny Chesney: What's wrong hun?
Peyton: WAAAAAAH! That mean bully Tracy Porter ruined my game, and my line sucks waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Kenny: There there Peyton, I still love you.
Peyton: Sniff, can we still have butt sex?
Kenny: Sure
(Little does Peyton know, Kenny is cheating on him with the neighbors gerbil)
by pacman jones32 February 21, 2010

by THEFUCKTRUCK January 18, 2018

A VERY HOTT AND SEXY COUNTRY SINGER and does NOT look like a turtle on steroids he sings great music and he is ver talented!!
by Cassie Chesney September 15, 2005

Guy #1: Have you met that Tammy girl? She's slept with a lot of guys
Guy #2: Yeah she's a real Kenny Lofton
Guy #2: Yeah she's a real Kenny Lofton
by DCHIII November 10, 2007

When in the doggy style position and waving your hand in the air like you are twirling a rope in your hand.
by ACE 2517 July 20, 2008

A popular country singer among trailer-trash women, who are on average more then double his weight. He's rumored to be gay and probably is.
by Brian the Definer November 16, 2006
