Joshua

A nerd who cares more about his video games than his girlfriend. He's lazy and doesn't give a shit about people's feelings. Can't be bothered to make the effort to meet up with people and is rubbish at conversations.

"Who's that lazy shit?"
"Oh that's just Joshua"

"My Ex was a dickhead"
"What was his name?"
"Joshua"

Joshua by Anonymous.15 January 28, 2016

Joshua

Joshua’s are gay lads who like to
Make music and wears weirdo caps caus guess what they’re weirdos. They listen to weird music and like to watch weird cartoon Asian people sing songs and eat each other caus yes you guessed again they’re weird. Joshua’s eat burgers not stop and put ketchup on EVERYTHING If there is an opportunity for ketchup he will use it. If he could bathe in ketchup he would

I pulled a Joshua earlier (watched cartoon Asians)

Joshua by Heyababes August 1, 2018

Joshua

The most worst guy in he world he hurts you so much and will never be a loyal friend

That bitch Joshua is a bitch

Joshua by Itsyourboyjoey August 15, 2018

Joshua

A Joshua is supa athletic. He is very handsome and popular. He is sweet but don't get me wrong if you say something wrong he will attack you. Joshua has a lot in common with his friends. He is super funny he knows how to make everyone laugh! When he likes someone he falls in love with them and is very unsensitive so if you break a Joshua's heart he will move on and act like nothing happened. A Joshua always has a boy best friend called Oliver who they have a lot in common with. Many girls like him and many guys want to be him.

A group of girls and boys are sitting down at lunch. "OMG, look at that handsome, popular and athletic boy! He has to be a Joshua!" says one of the girls. The Joshua has just scored a full 100 metre intercept try.

"I wish i was a Joshua." says a boy gloomily.

Joshua by All_Blackz_Are_Awesome_910 October 18, 2018

Joshua

A very chubby kid who is also sensitive at heart. Has a huge amount of love and affection for Mina Kim who can't stand not texting her for over 5 seconds. He is annoying to everyone except Mina Kim and will act as the BIG HOSS to Mina Kim just to impress her.

Why are you acting like a Joshua! I cant believe how annoying you are!

Joshua by Matt1012 December 24, 2016

Joshua

A fortnite living legend that will some day have a gaming career for esports.

Joshua is q fortnite god

Joshua by UrbanDlictionary April 26, 2019

Joshua

A boy, or a girl. often a girl with an enormous ego.
The only remedy against a Joshua is to tell him/her everday he/she is a boy bitch.

Oh look, that girl is an insane Joshua, we should ignore her and tell her she's a boy bitch

Joshua by Big Dick Johnsen December 11, 2016