Josh

Josh is your typical I-get-the-solo-in-choir, fuck you kinda guy. He never tries, yet he still gets whatever he wants. Josh is the kind of person who will talk shit about everyone, but is still liked by everyone regardless. Josh will tell you that you suck regardless of whether or not you're a sensitive person or not. Josh has an amazing personality, and is not the kind of person that you wanna fuck with. Josh will destroy your life in a snap and will drag you like a ragdoll.

Person 1: "What do you mean? He's so nice."
Person 2: "Who, Josh? He'll eat you out if you fuck with him."

by qwui yer November 9, 2018

Josh

A crazy Brazilian/Indian who will most likely shoot up his school and have a Mercedes AMG as a runaway vehicle.

Josh was talking to me about what type of gun is most effective for mass killings

by blank24589720983562407 March 1, 2020

Josh

Josh is a very nice person. He is a comedic genius but often underestimates himself, His friends know otherwise however and know that he is very rad and cool and friendly,.

Person One- "Hey, what's that dude's name?"
Person Two- " I don't know but he has total Josh energy"
Josh- "Really?! I don;t know what to say"

by protecssenddu June 3, 2020

Josh

The biggest nonce u will ever meet

Josh raped my son

by 42069maat October 23, 2019

Josh

A gentleman who loves his trainer more than life itself . He is also a Fairweather sports fan who enjoys "sportsball", unless it is UFC of course.He also enjoys giant ham sandwiches, and enjoys "yoloswag"

I wish that guy would stop being a Josh and be normal.

by FrisbeeChucker1738 December 19, 2016

Josh

Wanna be skater name. Very shy but tries to act detatched like it intrigues people. Really boring if you date him and also unoriginal. Also a mommas boy that crys to her for money to fund whatever he needs to do. Always upset about something. Emotional.
Fake. Jealous and selfish

"See that guy in the panda shirt in the corner just staring at us, is he waiting for someone"
"He gives off women beater vibes your right, Total josh cat over there."
"Your right a total josh"

by B_ spitta June 25, 2019

Josh

The best person ever! He is funny...looking lol, jk but he does have a hilarious sense of humor. He is also the best boyfriend you could ever ask for. He loves music but not as much as he loves you. He would literally drop whatever he’s doing for you. He’s a family person and is loved by everyone around him. He will obsess over your toes, kitty, bobbies and all of you. He can sometimes be a little freaky deaky and gives some good vitamin D if yk what I mean(wink). Overall I love my Josh 11/10. He also loves to show you how much you mean to him.

Josh: let me suck your toes
Me: Cálmate Josh(y)

by Saarraai December 28, 2020