jonathan

coolest kid ever, sooo nice, sexy, hot, big dick, everything

i want my vagina in jonathans cock

by lilbake2333333 May 30, 2009

Jonathans

A posh name for a "Jondoms" or "Jonnies", widely known as condoms.

A guy walks into a pharmacy:

"Hello shopkeep, a pack of your finest Jonathans please."

by Tom O'Brien January 6, 2006

jonathan

he is a kind hearted guy that will not judge you no matter what you do or say he will be by your side with some tips and really interesting topics that you will talk about he is a one of a kind guy

is that Jonathan he is so nice

by neko neko niiiii January 27, 2020

the jonathan

to date a 2 year younger girl, that no one realy likes and would try very thing to impress her

ohhh, don*t take the jonathan now.

by 02dahl November 24, 2017

jonathan

hi im back again and just wanna say that your the most amazing person i’ve ever met and the most cutest and lovable person i’ve ever met, like you don’t understand how much you’ve made me happy since we first met, you made me happier than i ever was and that i thought i’d ever be. and every second i don’t see you i miss you even more 💘💘 and ive never loved anyone like how i loved you because you just mean that much to me. do not change for anyone else !! if you change your personality or your looks for someone imma be mad and upset because your perfect the way you are sweetheart, okay ? okay. i mean i still love you like forever and ever it’s just that if you change only for someone to like you then imma be upset 😪. idk how to show you that i love you because i just love you smmmm ☺️. and like i dont like being this age in love rn, i wanna be with you until the world no longer exists and i just wanna hold you so bad like everytime i don’t see you and everytime like i see something relationship wise it just makes me think of you and it makes me sad because we aren’t usually with eachother :( 💛 i will always always always be here by your side even if you don’t want me to, and if i have to choose between 2 people i’ll keep choosing you and keep on choosing you because i smile everytime i think about you and you make me go uwu and make me so happy like i can’t describe it. you make me feel in a way nobody else can make me feel, and like ugh idc if you say your not cute

i love you jonathan.

by oreocookie November 1, 2019

jonathan

a bitchass who likes to pretend he’s not

jonathan you’re a b i t c h a s s

by totesmigoats April 20, 2019

jonathan

if you meet a jonathan you are the most lucky person. he is the sweetest, most caring guy you’ll ever meet. if your upset he will try to cheer you up even if he’s down himself. he’s the most incredible guy you will ever know. jonathan is normally a flirt and super cute. he is also a really great kisser and is always down for netflix and chill. when you feel the touch of his lips you can’t get enough. he’s so addictive. if you have a jonathan in your life your pretty lucky

girl #1: who’s your new guy?
girl #2: jonathan the sweetest, loving and cutest guy i’ve ever met.

girl #1: i wish i had a jonathan

by secret🤫 March 29, 2019