jew bounce

In beer pong when you make the middle cup and your partner or you in another turn hit that empty cup spot and it bounces into another cup.

Are you kidding me dude you totally just jew bounced me that entire game.

by k33r33b March 3, 2009

Kung-Jew

Kung-Jew is the ancient Hebrew art of negotiation, thrift and litigation. Since the recession, the art of Kung-Jew has enjoyed a resurgence of popularity even outside the Jewish community.

Con Edison tried to over bill us outrageously for utilities last month, but my roommate Herschel busted out his Kung-Jew skills and quickly had them send us an amended bill which reflected the correct meter reading. One day he has to teach me how he does that!

My landlord tried to hold onto my deposit unfairly, though I vacated the apartmentl on time and left it in good condition, but he backed down when I told him that I had studied Kung-Jew.

by barry b November 13, 2012

jew drunk

when you have mad money and you are acting crazy because of it

yo your jew drunk

by the backdoor bandit June 13, 2009

Booty Jew

When a female is real stingy with the booty like a Jew is with money. Also know as a prude.

Man, Meghan is being a real booty jew these days. She hasn't let go of that booty for weeks.

by ThatGuy TP July 1, 2012

Jew Wound

A wound that a normal person wouldn't acknowledge but a hebrew would complain about for days and possibly sue because of

Kyke: Owwww my arm is sore from the bug bite that i got two weeks ago.

Normal Man: Suck it up pussy, its just a jew wound

by I heart Emily R. May 27, 2009

grammar jew

A poor analphabetic soul who, despite having had his entire life to learn how to spell the words of his first language correctly, still struggles with simple yet repetitive grammar and spelling errors. Often terrorized by Grammar Nazis.

If you have a problem with his Grammar Nazism, stop being such a Grammar Jew!

by meffie May 2, 2006

black jew

a mythical creature that is said to rome the streets of L.A.

dude im pretty sure yesterday, i witnessed a real black jew and i tried to take a photograph but it got away just as i was about to snap a picture!

by mythicalcreatures101 June 29, 2009