jessie mars

Some white kids that sucks on managers dick to be a manager as well. And their beard don’t connect. And his nouns are gay they/them. He thinks that he’s gonna be some lawyer some day but that’s just his imagination. He is known to girls as the gay best friend and gets no bitches

Jessiemars is the gay best friend of the group that is delusional.
Jessie mars means gay whiteboy

by Real akinator June 6, 2023

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Jessy

Jessy is a great guy. Most likely a twin. Quick with a joke, or light your smoke, he is there. Willing to go to casino att a moments notice and always ready to rack up, Jessy won't let you down...on purpose. Grilled peanut butter and ham sandwich is what he wants and if it doesn't drip, you are the best ever, if it does, get to stepping friend. Lover of life and friend to all, Jessy is the man.

Let's go to Jessy's garage and play some fuckin pool!!

by Samsqwuach 18 June 21, 2023

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Being a Jessie

When you insert yourself into a situation that probably had nothing to do with you and was already sorted out.

oh no olivia is being a jessie again

by lovelyisland February 28, 2023

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Jessie doll

When your boyfriend/girlfriend tell you a lie to cover up another lie while pretending it was the last time they lied to you.

Similar to a Russian doll which contains a smaller doll inside, a “Jessie doll” is a lie within a bigger one.

Jessie Doll #1 : I didn’t fuck him, we only kissed!

Jessie Doll #2: I didn’t fuck him, we had some heavy petting.
Jessie Doll #3: Okay I sucked his dick and stuck a finger up his asshole, but that’s it.
Jessie Doll #4 : Look, we fucked, but his dick was so small, it doesn’t count.
Jessie Doll #5: Ok we fucked a lot while he was dating my cousin, now they are having a baby, and I owe him 2k.

by MeLukas March 1, 2023

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