Jeffrey

Jeffrey, a really gay guy with a huge nose that most kids make fun of. Hes a tru nibba and is really good at video games. He will be a virgin all his life and loves to masturbate to his classmates photos on schoology. But all in all his dick is really tiny, but his heart is big.

Girl: omfg jeffrey is so gay
Guy: ikr.
Girl: his nose is huge

by Bigpeen32 May 15, 2019

Long Jeffrey

(n) Erection. An erect penis. Hard-on. Boner.

Can't a guy just get a long jeffrey while making out?

by bonethegreat August 19, 2014

wet jeffrey

A distance cousin of the "Wet Willy" where the male partner ejaculates into the ear of his partner.

We were having a good time, until he pulled out and gave me a wet jeffrey.

by Fotch6729 January 17, 2024

Jeffrey

The best middle school saxophone player in Campbell County. The most amazing instruMENTAList alive that makes other band kids cry. His band teacher wants him to join marching band due to his sheer skill as a human.

"Man, that Jeffrey is the saxophone player alive."

by dumbassmoron December 12, 2019

jeffrey

lingo used in texting as a substitution for an affirmative response such as “yes.”

Text Message
girl: are you going to rebecca’s party tonight?
boy: jeffrey, i’ll leave around 9. do you need a ride?

by suburbanite boi May 27, 2019

A Jeffrey

Kind of like a gremlin but it’s a dude who fucks anything that walks.

I knew the bitch was fat but I still fucked her because I’m a Jeffrey

by A Jeffrey July 11, 2024

Pulling a Jeffrey

When you actively avoid every and any form of necessary social interaction that involves making plans for other people such as friends, family ect. This involves waiting to the last possible second to put together slapdash plans and excessive amounts of procrastination generally initiated by a male specimen.

Jane: Andrew is putting off our holiday planning. We only have a week before we are supposed to go. He always does this!

Ariana: Sounds like your man is Pulling a Jeffrey

by Totallylily:) April 18, 2018