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Jasmine

A melt who never answers her phone. A regular thumb sucker ,Jasmine often refers to unfunny situations as ‘Jokes.’
I’m sorry ,but JASMINE can’t come to the phone right now
Jasmine by shaxe44 May 23, 2019
Jasmine likes to eat her poop. This is very disturbing. Once in school, she pooped on the floor, but she was too lazy to clean it up so she sat on it. This poor girl, all she wanted was some friends, but her pooped stopped her from having any. She. Had. DIHAREAH.
Jasmine is funny
Jasmine by Child!!!! June 11, 2019
Jasmine is an extremely nice person. She's the type of girl to text you when you're down, and send you a picture of a Puppy. She will most likely want to date a Josh, Tom, Richard, or a Cameron so look out for her roughish smile, boys!
She says she's ugly but really she's just plain. Her smile will light up a room though.
You have to constantly give her attention and compliments, or she starts to doubt herself.
Person 1: omg who's that, she's begging for attention from Richard!
Person 2: No, that's just because she likes him. She's usually quite shy and not very talkative.

P1: Omg her smile is so pretty! Who's that?
P2: That's jasmine, she's really funny and nice.
-An extremely idiotic person.
-A person who can't understand, even the most simple things.
-A person who's at 40 yrs of age but has a mind of a 4-yr old.
My 6 yr old niece is smarter than her. She's a Jasmine.
Jasmine by lilcato77 November 14, 2019
A self centered bitch that always puts on an excessive amount of lip gloss
"Wow, did you see jasmine?"
"Yeah, her lips are crusty as fuck"
"Im suprised shes always putting on a pound of lipgloss everyday"
Jasmine by Getthatdickandgo October 27, 2019
Hoe, cheats on her boyfriend. Literally 4 foot. Her family is a mess
Bro that girl is almost like Jasmine
Jasmine by Asian koala April 13, 2020