Jake

Bad male prostitute. Small dick

Is that a Jake over there?

by You’regayll October 20, 2019

Jake

The funniest person you will ever meet and has a great taste in music and everyone likes him

I wish I was jake

by Therealbeaver January 11, 2018

Jake

Someone that has the smallest penis and likes to rape little boys

“There goes Jake again”

by Jake likes boys October 12, 2018

jake

My babe, the most amazing boyfriend, and a cool ass person to be around!

Oh my god, i love you Jake!

by kool365 November 30, 2017

Jake

Gay

Jake your gay and no one likes you die

by I made god my bitch November 1, 2019

Jakes

Typically the brother of one of your best friends. Jakes are known to be a bit precious, high drama, slightly narcissistic and far too good looking for a one syllable first name. Most Jakes are found in California, with some recent sitings in upper-middle Wisconsin in the Jewish quarter.

Jakes being such a dick again!

Don't you mean Jake's being such a dick again?

Yeah, but Urban Dictionary wouldn't let me post something that specific.

by UM&UAE2021 December 5, 2019

Jake

A Jake is a person that is a sex machine. There is only one kind of Jake. A popular, athletic, sexy, love machine, pussy magnet. And a Jake dick is so big, it is more than likely known as a cockzilla!

Guy 1:Dude, have you seen Liz today?

Guy 2:No, why?

Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Jake must've gotten a hold of her!

Guy 4:Jesus Christ!

by PooperDoppers December 5, 2016