Jake

A asian fat man, likes to think hes good at genji
related to kim jong un
possibly a nazi

you fat man Jake switch of genji

by Saltogengomain November 18, 2017

Jake

a smug little bitch who has rich parents

Oh, that guy, that JAKE??? Yikes...

by jimmmmmcock August 12, 2018

Jake

Jake is a very petty person and he doesn’t know weather he wants friends or not. He is very temperamental and petty and uses lots of hair gel. As well as being petty Jake is also quite petty and he will ghost you for no apparent reason.

Person 1: why isn’t jake talking to you guys?
Person 2: I don’t know, I think he’s just being petty

by Rhianna. C December 9, 2019

Jake

Gay

Jake your gay and no one likes you die

by I made god my bitch November 1, 2019

Jakes

Typically the brother of one of your best friends. Jakes are known to be a bit precious, high drama, slightly narcissistic and far too good looking for a one syllable first name. Most Jakes are found in California, with some recent sitings in upper-middle Wisconsin in the Jewish quarter.

Jakes being such a dick again!

Don't you mean Jake's being such a dick again?

Yeah, but Urban Dictionary wouldn't let me post something that specific.

by UM&UAE2021 December 5, 2019

Jake

The funniest person you will ever meet and has a great taste in music and everyone likes him

I wish I was jake

by Therealbeaver January 11, 2018

Jake

Someone that has the smallest penis and likes to rape little boys

“There goes Jake again”

by Jake likes boys October 12, 2018