jacob 

goes for younger woman. He is usually a pervert and gets people in trouble. He ask girls for bad stuff and is gross

Usually jacob is a pussy ass bitch.

jacob by vansofthewall February 9, 2018

Jacob 

A MOTHERFUCKING FAKE ASS PERSON. If you are named Jacob I am so dearly sorry for you, storytime I think yes. There was this one dick named Jacob who treated me like crap but covered his tracks up pretty damn well. I know what you’re thinking “damn this hoe is being that extra putting his name on Urban Dictionary” well yes I am that motherfucking extra and petty so fuck off. Anyway he was nice in the beginning but his true fucking colors showed after a good 2 months of “talking”. HE IS THE WORST THING THAT HAS EVERY HAPPENED TO ME AND HE CAN GO DIE IN A DITCH AND SUCK A DICK :)

JACOB IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE :)) end of conversation.

Jacob by chuckhoesintosun June 26, 2018

Jacob 

Biggest fuckboy In school. Doesn't care about girls feelings and uses them for sex and money. Gets blowjobs under bridges and fucks girls in woods. Has herpes. Republican. Worships shrek. Every girl needs to stay away from a Jacob. STAY FAR FAR AWAY FROM HIM.

Girl 1: Omg you see that boy Jacob?? he's so hot
Girl 2: ew no stop he's such a fuckboy

Girl 1: what's his ig tho??
Girl 2: @jp.wts just be careful

Jacob by spaghetti o's June 26, 2016

Jacob 

A dufus who likes to drink cranberry juice but he is nice funny and whole hearted and when you have depression he can cure it

You are such a Jacob

Jacob by Dufbut667 January 13, 2018

Jacob 

Jacob is a guy that acts somewhat like a turtle Some would describe him as slow and chill

Look at me, I’m Jacob! “In the dirty south They call me turtle because I’m slow and I’m chill”

Jacob by Myliftedtruckmycowboyboots January 20, 2018

Jacob 

a very gay person with no sense of humor and dead inside

Stop being a Jacob

Jacob by KevinoLeDepression May 7, 2018

Jacob 

Someone you considered a friend until they attempted to get with your drunk girlfriend. They will always deny it, but they were about 5 minutes from catching a case.

Jacob, you may be seated, the court is now in session

Jacob by Bocaj OldDark June 16, 2018