personal locker

He had a meth pipe hidden in his personal locker. We often miss those items in a general pat down, as it’s not an easily searchable spot on the streets.
by DissyTee18 January 06, 2018
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personal reasons

The official reason given when you are sacked for shagging a prostitute in the office.
Dave has left for personal reasons
by SecretSquirrel69 November 15, 2022
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Personal Finance

That class that teaches you how to do taxes and stuff, yet nobody takes it and then go on to complain about how school doesn't teach you about life.
Lars: School ain't teach you sh*t bout life.
Ken: See, if you took your personal finance classes, you wouldn't be saying that.
Lars:*facepalm* I'm an idiot...
by Intelligence001 May 31, 2016
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jeep personality

When someone bases their entire lifestyle around their Jeep. They have become engrossed in "Jeep Culture" and will spend all their time and money on their Jeep. These people are often obsessed with their Jeeps, even to the point where they will ignore previous hobbies or friendships in favor of other "Jeepers". Studies with EEG have confirmed how the brain of a Jeeper reacts when talking about Jeeps. Similarly to Cocaine, there is a rush of endorphins that temporarily inhibit the Jeeper's thought processes. If you worry someone you know is developing a Jeep personality, please call 1-800-273-8255 because you'll want to kill yourself once they start talking about their Jeep.
"Sean sure has developed quiet a jeep personality. He screamed 'Wrangler' when he climaxed last night."
by Rolln July 04, 2019
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Successful person

Someone who's successful in life. He/she has survived school and university. Has no debt. Is very intelligent. Has a stable marriage. And has truly beaten everyone else
Out of all 3000 of my schoolmates. Trajan out of all people is the successful person.
by Trajan Anntonius May 28, 2019
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Zora Person

One of the sweetest gurls u could ever meet. She is the best human being alive on this planet. She may have anger like no other, but that's because she has a heart of gold. She will never leave your side. She will love you and trust you til the end. She understands and defies the definition of love. And you know what? I'm very happy to say that I never want to lose her again. She is perfect and beautiful. I love her.
Hey man! Do you know who I love?
Who?
Zora Person?
by Desmond C Thompson June 06, 2018
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personality shoplifter

a person who publicly announces love for an object/person/idea that is distinctly yours after having little or no previous experience with or emotion towards object.
My boyfriend loves adult swim and so do I! My favorite show is...(?)
by banana101 May 11, 2005
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