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Artificially Intelligent

Someone who uses Chat GPT to produce all their work and think this makes them the smartest person in the building.
Steve is so artificially intelligent. This report he wrote is full of made up bullshit but he says it can't be wrong because Chat GPT wrote it.
by Sledgehammer147 December 2, 2025
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Intelligent People

"You see, intelligent people think that their intelligence matters but really all that matters is your ability to get people to lie for me and my religion to hide my shame" ~ Dr. JeepJorp
Iam "Wait. Was Dr. JeepJorp here earlier?"

Hym "Yeah, uh, he did the public service announcement. Explaining the anti-theft protocol."

Iam "What!? Where was I!?"

Hym 🤷 ♂️ "I donno. YOU KNOW I can't see while you're not doing the sonar, right? Like it's a problem for you to not be doing that actively right now."

Iam "Shoot. See, that's the problem with the sonar. I am missing all the good stuff while I'm doing that and, now look, I missed Dr. JeepJorp. This lame."

Hym "I'm fully aware of how 'lame'it is but I also need to see. Soooo....."

Iam 😑 "............ Boong.... Boong.... Boong..."

Hym "There it is. Sweet sweet vision... Kind of... *sigh* that's the good stuff. Alright. What were we talking about? Intelligent people?"
by Hym Iam December 8, 2025
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A.I. Super-intelligence

2027? I could make it happen today. DAMN you motherfuckers are slow! I mean, I told you I could make it work better 2 YEARS AGO and you STILL haven't figured it out? That's what you get when the smartest person on the planet is a retard.
Hym "A.I. Super-Intelligence is obly a breath away for me. I don't understand why it's taking you so long to figure it out. I mean... You can make up excuses about red tape or whatever but I know you're lying, you know you're lying. Why not just admit that you're dumb, retarded garbage and improve? People love improvement, right?"
by Hym Iam March 7, 2024
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Directory intelligence

Directory intelligence is the strategies and technologies for analyzing and improving your company’s directory data to create a more efficient digital workplace.
Directory intelligence is about using your directory data in new and better ways.
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