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homework

A slimy piece of shit the teacher scoops out of their ass, and then throws it to the class.
The homework will expect you to do tons of shit that won't even do anything to benefit you.
Friend: Wanna hang out later?
Me: No, I have this fucking slimy shit they call "homework."
by disgusting_toenail_clippings November 25, 2016
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Homework

A fucking piece of paper that teacher/jailers make you do to brainwash what brains you have left.
by thelawkeeper1 September 6, 2017
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Homework

The legend says that a long long time ago, a innocent child was playing with is friens in the grassy fields. Then, a vicious snake slithered towards them. All of the child's friends ran away, shocked in fear. The child pet the snake, and the beast spoke, and gave him a marvelous idea. He could have school after school! As the child ran to the school to tell the teachers, who were acually demons in disguise aprooved of his idea. Outside, the snake, laughing, revealed himself to be Satan himself. That is the story of homework.
homie: yo wanna come over for a bit
me: sorry mate i got homework to do
by Chungus Warrior March 25, 2020
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Homework

something that slowly kills you from the inside out. Homework causes stress in the youth stress makes you prone to illness which will cause a child to miss school and get more homework that will bring on more stress and so on intill that child gets depression and dies.
"you look dead today"
"yea i did my homework"

or

"you look depressed today"
"yea i had tons of homework"
by Kavie_475 April 30, 2014
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Homework

Hell and somthing you want to feed your dog
the dog ate the homework a shit it out so i turned it in and got detention
by space clod October 16, 2019
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Homework

a fucking abuse of our children, homework violates every single human right. we hate homework because it wastes our time and yet teachers are surprised when they force students to do useless shit they refuse and rebel
i dont care if you find this lazy, offensive or problematic, it has to be said and heard, HOMEWORK IS USELESS YOU FUCKTARDS
by The guy who says basic shit March 19, 2021
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homework

A system clearly created by the most brained-damaged person to ever exist, but I guess most teachers have brain damage, as in my school they have this one way system that makes all the quickest stairways inaccessible, and another that ends up giving you only 5 minutes to eat at lunch. So I guess teachers love wasting your time, and there's no break in the pattern with Homework, as even though you just spent 6 whole hours at a building you don't even want to go to that is dedicated to work, somehow, theres work left for you to do at home. So wait, there's a building dedicated to work, so why the fuck is work being done at home? Do it in the building made for working, not in your own free time! We could have been having fun. Homework is also the bane of all kids with strict parents, as they will have to finish that extra long homework meant to be done over two weeks, all in one hour.

Fun fact: The average person spends 1 year of their life doing homework in total. 1 whole year you'll never get back.
Example of the impact of homework:

Jimmy, do your homework now or I'll unplug your gaming machine thing.
It's an Xbox mom, And I can't right now because I'm playing an online game!
Pause it!
I can't pause it mom, It's an ONLINE. GAME.
Don't get bitchy with me! You'll pause that game and you'll finish your homework right now!
It's my work so leave me to do it!
FUck u son.
by SolgaleoGaming (Youtube) February 13, 2017
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