Trying too hard to not try hard.
Hipster: I don't know how I will be able to make it through the day if I wear this awful mainstream garbage. I need to be unique as can be.
John: Shut the fuck up you special snowflake, go drink bleach and cleanse the disgrace of your inner-self.
John: Shut the fuck up you special snowflake, go drink bleach and cleanse the disgrace of your inner-self.
by curmudgeon001 December 17, 2013
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Don't be such a Hipster.
What a Hipster!
Mom, do you Hipster?
Don't be such a Hipster.
What a Hipster!
Mom, do you Hipster?
by Grundlefly April 6, 2014
Get the Hipster mug.An asian guy that wears 600 dollar Jesus sandals, claims he is a hype beast but he likes PBR, beanies, not washing his skinny jeans, Coachella, music that "is too cool for the radio, " and thinks he can beat everyone in the world at Smash Bros. He usually gets nicknamed Dirty. When you tell these people they are hipsters they try to deny it because to admit one is a hipster is anti hipster.
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Get the Hipster mug.One who remembers the time when the search term "urban outfitters" appeared in front of "urban dictionary" when searching "urban" on Google.
Hipster: Hey remember 3 or more years ago when urban dictionary wasnt that popular.
Average guy: Hurr, no, I just found out about it today.
Average guy: Hurr, no, I just found out about it today.
by HAWAllAN December 3, 2013
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by weathergirl December 27, 2015
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2. Someone who mistakenly considers himself or herself cooler (i.e. more "hip"), smarter, and more open-minded than others due to a misplaced sense of self-worth; also likes to refer to himself or herself as a "hipster"
2. Someone who mistakenly considers himself or herself cooler (i.e. more "hip"), smarter, and more open-minded than others due to a misplaced sense of self-worth; also likes to refer to himself or herself as a "hipster"
Examples
1. Jason's hipster girlfriend gave him oral sex, then found it ironic that his jizz tasted like the food he had for dinner.
2. While sniffing her anus to confirm that her shit did not indeed stink, Jason's hipster girlfriend managed to stick part of her face into her butt. The paramedics had to come dislodge her head from her ass.
3. Some hipster was preaching about the differences between Plato and Aristotle on the street-corner. He had never read the works of Plato, nor of Aristotle, but he was convinced of his authority on the matter because he had good grades in classes other than philosophy and he wore hipster glasses with a hipster hairstyle.
1. Jason's hipster girlfriend gave him oral sex, then found it ironic that his jizz tasted like the food he had for dinner.
2. While sniffing her anus to confirm that her shit did not indeed stink, Jason's hipster girlfriend managed to stick part of her face into her butt. The paramedics had to come dislodge her head from her ass.
3. Some hipster was preaching about the differences between Plato and Aristotle on the street-corner. He had never read the works of Plato, nor of Aristotle, but he was convinced of his authority on the matter because he had good grades in classes other than philosophy and he wore hipster glasses with a hipster hairstyle.
by Biggest Daddy January 2, 2014
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