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Hilari

Hilari
həˈlerē
noun; verb (informal, slightly bewildered)

A person who instinctively retreats to their cozy mole hill of solitude, but somehow keeps getting roped into public speaking, presenting to large groups, or becoming the accidental center of attention. Think: hermit by nature, keynote speaker by fate.

Origins: Equal parts existential dread and caffeine

Common symptoms of Hilari-ing include:
-Nervous pacing followed by oddly compelling TED Talk energy
-Speaking from the heart while clutching a stress ball
-The post-presentation existential crisis nap
I'm... doing a Hilari this morning. I think lack of sleep really just blows up any inhibitions I have. Oh man. How do I get pulled into these things? I feel like I try to stay in my molehill
by OopsIPublicSpoke June 27, 2025
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hilarious

hilarious means to be extremely amusing (so, not you).
"a hilarious dialogue from characters we never meet again"
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Hilary clinton juice

The act of cumming in a cup then sprinkling somebody’s ashes in the cup to form a sticky grey liquid (hilary clinton juice)
Don’t drink that hilary clinton juice, it tastes like shit
by emperordonkey78 May 29, 2024
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